FOR SALE or LEASE: The world's largest hollow log registered with Ripley's Believe It Or Not!; at least 2,000 years old; seasoned and preserved by natural causes; cut in sections to be assembled, disassembled and reassembled; comes with historical photos and video footage of disassembly; possesses untold commercial and revenue generating potential.
Public or Private Art Display
Traveling Exhibit
Forestry and Logging Education
Tourist Attraction
And for fun: T-shirts and other merchandising that read:
"I sawed the World's Largest Hollow Log"
FOR SALE: The Last Malarkey Giant.